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mamalaz:

The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

misspryss:

julstorres:

survivablyso:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

black-american-queen:

Your vagina is not magical. By screwing a man of color and producing biracial children you have not “fought the good fight against racism in America”.

You better recognize your precious brown babies may be gunned down in the streets along with the rest of us and start doing some work now.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

justanovercastkid:

thnksfrpstmp:

i don’t think anyone realises how short fall out boy actually is because they’re all short so they kind of cancel each other out

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see? but you put them with a normal sized person and it’s likeimage

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who let you out of the shire

kuranes-parnassus:

missisanfi:

Cat back on track with prosthetic legs ^_^

WE SIGNED THE LEASE. I’M MOVING.

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

toastyhat:

23devil:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

marriage is fucked up

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch

agelfeygelach:

thekidsarentalright:

did-you-kno:

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THIS RIGHT HERETHIS NEEDS TO BE SPREAD EVERYWHEREI TELL PEOPLE THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND NO ONE BELIEVES ME

Very disturbing.

agelfeygelach:

thekidsarentalright:

did-you-kno:

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THIS RIGHT HERE
THIS NEEDS TO BE SPREAD EVERYWHERE

I TELL PEOPLE THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND NO ONE BELIEVES ME

Very disturbing.

chrisevanssource:

Outfitting a hero: Captain America’s USO costume.

Initially when Captain America becomes Captain America he’s not released to go off and fight right away, he’s used kind of as a propaganda tool. He’s in this very silly Captain America costume, you know… tights. Chris Evans.

greypoppies:

I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us